Tool of the Year

The world is full of idiots and the Fed Up Jedi is going to find them. Appearing here will be as list of idiots that have been in the news and it will be your job to pick the best (or worst) idiot.

Then in true fashion, Jedi Master Bob will email the winner and advise them of their glorious victory. Jedi Master Bob will then post their response or, in the likely event that they don't respond, write one for them.

If you can think of a worthy candidate, email me. jedimasterbob66@gmail.com

Candidate Number One - Michael Gove - For thinking a yacht paid for by the British public for the Queen would raise our spirits

Candidate Number Two - Harry Redknapp - For his impression of Al Capone

Candidate Number Three - David Cameron - Tax Breaks for hiring a cleaner?

Candidate Number Four - Judge David Farrell for claiming rape victim was willing

Candidate Number Five - Saul Zaentz Company - For bullying a British pub and Cafe

Candidate Number Six - Liam Stacey - For his sick, racist taunts of Fabrice Muamba

Candidate Number Seven - Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner - For continually harpign on about the Falklands and disrespecting Argentina's fallen soldiers

Candidate Number Eight - Derek Acorah - For Claiming Madeleine McCann is dead, being a fraud and overall dickhead