Monday, 4 June 2012

Two Men To Receive Honours For Punching Joey Barton

Two 21-year-old men are set to receive honours from the Queen after giving professional thug and alleged footballer Joey Barton a well-deserved and long overdue smack in the face.

Friday, 1 June 2012

Queen Is Hysterical When She’s Had A Few, Claims Archbishop

The Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams has released a video tribute to the Queen on the eve of the Diamond Jubilee and states that the Queen is ‘absolutely hysterical when she’s had one too many sherries.’