Tuesday, 25 September 2012

Armageddon 2012 – A Guide To Spending Your Last Three Months Alive

Unless you have been living in the real world, you will no doubt be aware that Armageddon 2012 is just around the corner. In three months time, you me and everyone else will be stone cold dead. So I think we should all have a little fun before we meet our maker, agree? If so, read on.

Monday, 3 September 2012

Asda In Cheesy Wiggle Shortage Shock

Supermarket giants Asda have admitted they are suffering a severe shortage of cheesy wiggles after several customers complained they could not buy their favourite snack from any Asda stores anywhere.