Royals In Need Reaches £389 Million

The inaugural Royals In Need fundraiser has reached £389m in its first ever year, which has easily surpassed the clearly pointless annual Children in Need campaign.

Are You Against Democracy? Then Move To North Korea

Do you hate democracy? Are you fed up of being given a free vote at elections? Are you one of those people that will protest just because the result of an election hasn’t gone your way? If so, then a move to North Korea may be for you.

Blair: Keep The Referendums Coming Until We Get The Result I Want

Guilty but unpunished war criminal and serial liar Tony Blair has stated the government should run continuous referendums on Britain’s EU membership until we arrive at the result that he wants.

Trump To Declare War on Zombies, Cat Videos and The Jedi Empire If He Wins

Groper, nutball and presidential wannabe Donald Trump has stated he will declare war on Zombies, Cat Videos and the Jedi Empire, should he somehow win the upcoming American election.

The billionaire, whose sole policies simply reflect everything that is wrong with society, made the comments in an desperate attempt to win over Walking Dead fans, cat haters and Sith lords hell bent on taking over the galaxy…again.

Rushcliffe Borough Council To Be Tested For Brain Cells, Intelligence and Basic Humanity

Employees at Rushcliffe Borough Council are to be sent for brain scans, forced to undergo intelligence tests and checked to see if they are actually human following their decision to impose fines on the homeless in the affluent West Bridgford area of Nottingham.

Farage Finally Revealed As A Sith Lord

Former, current and future UKIP leader Nigel Farage has finally been unmasked as a Sith Lord.

Hunt To Promise ‘Best Out of Three’ Referendum

Conservative MP and best friend of the NHS Jeremy Hunt is to offer voters a best out of three referendum and promised to respect the wishes of the winner, so long as it’s the result he wants should he become the next Prime Minister.

Corbyn To Appoint Shadow Cabinet To Shadow New Shadow Cabinet

Beleaguered  Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn is set to appoint a shadow cabinet that will shadow his new shadow cabinet in the event that members of his new shadow cabinet resign from the new shadow cabinet.

Leaving The EU Will Result In Your Death, Warns Osborne

Chancellor George Osborne has delivered his starkest warning yet in relation to the EU referendum, by warning that a vote to leave the union will ultimately result in your death.

The Return

It's been a while, but The Fed Up Jedi is returning to annoy your computer monitors, mobile phones and whatever devices you use to read this crap.