Howard Webb Considering Old Trafford Future

Referee and huge Manchester United fan Howard Webb is said to be considering his future at Old Trafford after growing disillusioned with his club’s feeble efforts in the transfer market, despite some bookmakers making him favourite to take over from Sir Alex Ferguson when the Scot retires or dies.

UK Basks In Eurovision Glory

The United Kingdom’s Eurovision organisers were celebrating last night after Englebert Humperdinck successfully avoided finishing bottom in the final points table.

Why Can't Women Take A Compliment?

Now, I like to think that I’m a fairly decent person and like to give compliments to those that deserve it, whether it be how someone looks or for the work they have done. My compliments are greeted with a smile and a feeling that I have just made someone’s day. But it seems not everyone likes to be complimented as I found out today.

Joe Hart Is Surprise Inclusion In Hodgson’s England Squad

Manchester City goalkeeper Joe Hart is a surprise inclusion in Roy Hodgson’s first England squad as the new manager named his selection of players that will be sent home after the first week of the tournament.

Tool of the Year – Contender Number 8 - Derek Acorah

For a psychic, I bet he didn’t see this one coming. Derek Acorah makes our list following his claims that Madeleine McCann is dead and died a long time ago, therefore not only becoming a contender for Tool of the Year, but also Sick, Ignorant, Fake Bastard of the Year as well.

Barton To Avoid FA Charge As He Isn’t A Real Footballer

Gobby, talentless thug Joey Barton, who was sent off for violent conduct during QPR’s defeat at Manchester City, is set to avoid a further FA charge on the grounds that he isn’t a real footballer.

Why Should Legal Reasons Protect A Convicted Criminal?

A nine-strong gang from Rochdale have been jailed after being found guilty of grooming underage girls for sex before they had the cheek to say they were prosecuted over their race.

Police Investigating As Singing Fat Ladies Disappear

Greater Manchester Police have launched an investigation into the disappearance of overweight women from Manchester’s Fat Lady Singing Community following Manchester City’s win over neighbours United that took the blues to the top of the Premier League table.