Blair: Keep The Referendums Coming Until We Get The Result I Want

Guilty but unpunished war criminal and serial liar Tony Blair has stated the government should run continuous referendums on Britain’s EU membership until we arrive at the result that he wants.

Trump To Declare War on Zombies, Cat Videos and The Jedi Empire If He Wins

Groper, nutball and presidential wannabe Donald Trump has stated he will declare war on Zombies, Cat Videos and the Jedi Empire, should he somehow win the upcoming American election.

The billionaire, whose sole policies simply reflect everything that is wrong with society, made the comments in an desperate attempt to win over Walking Dead fans, cat haters and Sith lords hell bent on taking over the galaxy…again.

Rushcliffe Borough Council To Be Tested For Brain Cells, Intelligence and Basic Humanity

Employees at Rushcliffe Borough Council are to be sent for brain scans, forced to undergo intelligence tests and checked to see if they are actually human following their decision to impose fines on the homeless in the affluent West Bridgford area of Nottingham.

Farage Finally Revealed As A Sith Lord

Former, current and future UKIP leader Nigel Farage has finally been unmasked as a Sith Lord.