Following the ruling by the European Court of Human Rights
(ECHR), who stated that the UK are not allowed to deport Abu Qatada from our own
soil, the Prime Minster has been gifted a golden opportunity to tell Europe
exactly where they can stick their rulings and show them who truly runs this
country.
However top Tory MP’s have quashed any notion of Cameron
standing up to Europe, stating his testicles are not yet sufficiently grown to
make such a stance and even added they may not get much bigger than their
current size anyway.
“We examined Mr Cameron’s testicles yesterday,” said one
Tory MP this morning. “However we have found that their size is not sufficient
for the task of telling Europe to fuck off and
keep their pathetic noses out of our business. And the chances are they won’t
grow much bigger than they are now. He does have quite a large cock, but Nick prefers
the title Deputy Prime Minister.”
However, the Prime Minister’s wife Samantha, has today
defending her husbands hairy dangly bits by saying “Listen, those smelly, greasy,
wrinkly old bags of skin have produced my children and are perfect in size for
me, although Barack’s large hands swamp them somewhat, particularly when he has
to squeeze them to keep David
in line.”
Meanwhile, the ruling by the ECHR has been met with glee by
Qatada’s blood sucking, money grabbing, piss-poor excuse for lawyers, who are
looking forward to defending more suspect terrorists in the future.
“A ten year deportation case has earned us an absolute
fucking fortune,” said a spokesman for the vile cretins today. “Satan is going
to be absolutely delighted with this result. One day, we will be able to get
our souls back. After we have made Britain
The Fed Up Jedi
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