Manchester United legend, all round good guy and threat to
all women who refuse sex with him Robin van Persie, is recovering tonight after
Swansea’s Ashley Williams attempted a blatant and outrageous murder attempt
during the two side’s 1-1 draw this afternoon.
Sunday, 23 December 2012
Tuesday, 18 December 2012
Grim Reapers In Staff Shortage Crisis In Run Up To Armageddon
The Grim Reaper Service (GRS) have given humanity a glimmer
of hope that we may yet be spared Armageddon after senior officials admitted
they are ill prepared and are suffering from a severe staff shortage for the
once in a lifetime event.
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